SERIES FIVE: ERROR 666: RITUAL NOT FOUND
When the apocalypse is run like customer service, you’re always on hold. ☕💀☎️
Part One: Dial D for Demon
Part Two: Press 9 for Eternal Torment
Part Three: Please Remain Summoned
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CHAPTER 01: THE PENTAGRAM IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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CHAPTER 02: PLEASE HOLD FOR THE APOCALYPSE
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CHAPTER 03: YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US, PLEASE DO NOT HANG UP
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CHAPTER 04: ABYSS PROTOCOL, SECTION 13B
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CHAPTER 05: FORM 999-WTF
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CHAPTER 06: DO YOU ACCEPT THE TERMS & CURSES?
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CHAPTER 01: HOLD MUSIC FROM HELL
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CHAPTER 02: MILD INCONVENIENCE IS STILL A CURSE
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CHAPTER 03: SUB-LEVEL 13
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CHAPTER 04: PLEASE STOP SCREAMING INTO IT
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CHAPTER 05: PRESS 0 FOR OPERATOR (OF DOOM)
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CHAPTER 06: PLEASE HOLD FOREVER
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CHAPTER 01: HOLDSPACE BLUES
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CHAPTER 02: CONFERENCE CALL OF DOOM
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CHAPTER 03: ESCALATION TO MANAGEMENT
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CHAPTER 04: THE INTERN STRIKES BACK
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CHAPTER 05: AUDIT OF SHADOWS
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CHAPTER 06: PLEASE REMAIN SUMMONED